it’s not that he didn’t learn anything, it’s that he doesn’t care.

Yes but nothing will happen. I don’t know why people are so shocked over corruption these days. Same shit. Different day. No consequences.

Yep. Reminds me of when Brangelina said they wouldn’t be getting married until gay people could but they did anyway and then we got gay marriage and then they divorced soon after.

Hey, you know, I was kinda having a good day today. Nice weather, got some sun, hit the farmer’s market, caught this amazing upside down double rainbow (a big-ass sun dog, actually):

This is incredible. A whole new level of fuckery.

I think he’s trying to embarrass AOC. Like he thinks he can outsmart her and sneak some stuff in there and show how naive she is. I think he overestimates himself.

Eh--given that Cory Booker’s chances of being sworn in are basically none to not happening, I think he just announced he and Rosario Dawson are never getting married.   

What is Ted Cruz doing? Did he finally realize that being despised nationally isn’t a fun thing to do? Being despised is sort of his life-long shtick so I’m not likely to believe that run over salamander has changed his spots...

I truly have no idea why I get such a kick out of the idea of Ted Cruz, most unlikeable person on Earth, and AOC, his exact opposite, successfully joint-sponsoring a bill for OTC birth control, but if they do I feel like the universe will finally start to feel like it’s getting back on track.

it’s not ABC, it’s HBO. 

Frankly, the idea of First Lady Rosario Dawson makes me warm to the idea of President Cory Booker, and that feeling once again renews my deep disturbance at the further celebrification of electoral politics. I’ll stick with my first choice, which is full communism, but Rosario is still cool.

NUDITY IN AN HBO SHOW?!?!?

When I was a student I watched a c-section with an abdominoplasty straight after. Just in a small suburban private hospital. They’re really not recommended until 6-12 months post-birth though.

The Parents Television Council called it “the most dangerous show for teens,”

My plan was already going to be to chase a Sativa gummy with rose during Big Little Lies so it kicks in for Euphoria. Now that I know it’s pissing off the Parents Teetotalers Society or whoever, I’m definitely watching.

yes please to additional adorable Keanu video’s :)

Keanu seems like the kind of person who recognizes when something is wrong and will avoid doing that wrong thing. He also strikes me as the kind of person who if they discover something makes another human being uncomfortable they not only stop doing that thing but immediately and profusely apologize for doing it.…

He gave up his seat to someone on the subway so there’s that...

Why be such a buzzkill? This is really thoughtful of him. It’s not bare-minimum considering he really didn’t have to do it. He was going above and beyond to make sure he didn't accidentally make someone uncomfortable.

I think it is rather obvious that no one human being is perfect. I know some things about Keanu’s earlier days that I would never make public. Like us, he is far from perfect.