Is it just me, or do his eyes look particularly odd in the lede image? Did he lose his tiny tanning goggles and had to wear Oakleys or something? Or is it just the look of a haunted man feeling the weight of inevitable doom and unmitigated disaster?

On the much brighter side, we needed a show where Obama and Biden solve mysteries :)

Republicans will violate fire code before they’ll think about regulating guns.

Pence keeps asking about the difference between mother and motherfucker. Someone needs to tell him one is his wife and the other is his boss.

God, too bad we can’t just bury all the shit that came after 9/11. I wish we could throw away guiliani, ICE, homeland security, TSA, never ending war, it’s all terrible.

i’ve loved him ever since THIS:

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the best is Pete Davidson playing himself on weekend update

THIS.

Also people in TV and movies are forever carrying empty boxes around, even when they’re doing a scene about moving, and the box is big.

You have to actually USE your arms to lift a box that big that is not full of packing peanuts, people!

This is easily one of my biggest pet peeves in TV/Movies when they answer the phone and dont give a few beats for the other person on the line to speak.

It’s hard to keep the names & faces straight as the long, long Chiselers, Grifters & Conmen Parade is passing by.

I’m confused — did you bang him on a park bench, or refuse to touch him at his grandfather’s funeral?

I dated a Romani dude in college. He **hated** it. It hurt him and if it’s offensive like that it’s ok to drop that shit. The word “niggardly” doesn’t have the same etymology as well, the other word but I’m sure as shit not using it. And frankly, the fact the word STARTED as a slur is enough for me to drop it.

Yup. Gypped (and gipped) are well known to be racist terms derived from “gypsy,” which is indeed a slur against the Roma. Please be better. Signed, someone of Romani descent.

Stormy got gipped:

Senility is a bitch

So, uh.... “Gipped” looks to me like a misspelling of “Gypped” which is sort of totally fucking racist. How ‘bout we edit that to “cheated” and leave racist terms out of it?

Hi, so I’m just here to ruin the fun and point out that “gipped” or “jipped” or “gypped” —or however you want to write it— is an ethnophaulism against Romani peoples. It’s not a very nice word to say ☹

Trump is so broke!

What confuses me the most is that Rudy Giuliani is a former district attorney. Of New York, no less, which I’ve assumed requires a lot of understanding of both public politics and legal matters. So I can’t fathom how Giuliani is able to stumble so badly through this. That is what astonishes me the most here, which is…