I know where this photo was taken. I can tell you that it is not a place for a ‘normal guy’ photo as it is in the affluent, wooded section of a VERY affluent town in the NYC suburbs.

Well, you know, no. “NO”, not only because he’s completely unqualified, believes he’s entitled to it, and those beliefs have quite possibly damaged his grey matter to the point where they may well have misshapen his actual head – but also because in what IIRC was an NYT profile nearly a year ago…

Real Rugged American Men don’t iron their shirts before sitting down to gaze pensively into the distance. Anyway, I think he ironed his hair instead.

Is he running for office or releasing a country album?

Nobody in the Trump family knows how to sit properly.

“Sources say Don was so smooth that one staffer for VP Pence whispered, ‘I wouldn’t be surprised to see his name on a ticket.’”

The problem is not him running for whatever he thinks he’s capable of doing, he has dreams, whatever, the problem are the people voting for this very unfit for everything persons.

“Sources say Don was so smooth that one staffer for VP Pence whispered, ‘I wouldn’t be surprised to see his name on a ticket.’”

And

I did an Icelandic pony ride when I was there and it was AMAZING. He was so beautiful and mellow. At the end of the ride, I (being a big fuckin’ klutz) was dismounting and my foot got caught in the stirrup and I crashed to the ground with my foot still in the stirrup. Thank sweet tender baby Jesus that he was so…

My avatar is an actual childhood photo. Notice the pony trying to bite the shit out of me.

A lot of Shetland pony haters out here I see. When you look like this, you can bite whoever you want.

I hate to be a killjoy, but it’s actually very ill-advised to approach wild horses. You can certainly get lucky and have a pleasant and safe interaction, but wild horses are prey animals and can behave defensively just from instinct. People do get hurt that way.

I’ve been a volunteer at a place with therapy horses for a few years, and can confirm - all of the volunteers feel that way. It’s as therapeutic for us as for the children with disabilities who do hippotherapy with us.

You should visit Iceland! They have wiiiiiiild hoooorses who are friendly and just love to walk up to you and sniff you out! It’s an easy country to travel- the highway is a two lane road, so when you see a horse just pull off on the shoulder and approach them!

Horses are super gentle but will sense your fear. And they can bite and kick and really hurt you!

Horses are awesome! Most are gentle, altho, like people, they do have distinct personalities. My advice is to look into riding lessons and/or trail rides (you want to make sure it is a good place that treats their horses well, so look at reviews). Those places will give you a chill, easy to learn with horse. My other…

I don’t particularly like horses but when I was taking a road trip to Savannah with my girlfriend last summer we were driving down this rural road due to a detour and we passed a mini horse ranch. It was goofy as hell seeing all those tiny ponies galloping around and I enjoyed it a lot. I thought well fuck we might be…

Have you explored Shetland Ponies? What they lack in size, they make up for in majesty.