Oh he’s gonna rage tweet from the shitter in the morning. Book it.

Someone on Chris Hayes just tonight said we’d moved into the second half of the movie. Which ... yeah.

Having heard so much about what a total poop-a-rama the transition was, and having watched every minute I could get of Obama in his last days, my admiration of the man only continues to grow. He kept his cool and conducted himself impeccably in the face of the real idiocy he knew would follow him.

The hand size thing is so fucking petty and now I want to read the book.

No, that is not the genesis of the hand issue.

From WaPo:

seriously. Comey, McCabe, Preet Bhara, etc. etc.. Is he really this dumb? I think he is just so used to being able to intimidate people with litigation that he cannot adjust his strategy.

Sometimes when I think about his horrible circus clown appearance I like to imagine him without all the fake shit. Can you picture that dr evil style bald head and pasty ass skin? He’d look like a villain in mad max. So I for one am grateful he rolls around in tang powder every morning. Because we could have to look…

“I’m a germophobe!” Says the guy raw-dogging porn stars while their pregnant wife is at home.

The allegation is that the sex workers peed on the bed that the Obamas slept in, which 100% lines up with what a stupid and petty germaphobe would pay for. An ultimate disrespectful/disgusting act to stick it to someone you hate?

So he’s like the Spinal Tap Stonehenge of FBI directors.

I don’t think that was a dick-size thing. I think it was specifically about Trump being prissy over people criticizing his hand size, which isn’t the actual thing he’s salty about.

Look, I’m penis not here looking for dink a fight, but it’s weiner misandrist comments like dick yours that make peepee it so hard for men boner and women to unite dong against common enemies like 45.

I noted this above, but I think it’s important to remember that Comey is not the one who leaked his letter to the press. Chaffetz did. Comey’s mistake was thinking he could write a letter to the ingelligence committee and expect the republicans to keep it confidential. Chaffetz was also the one who completely…

Yeah. He’s 6'8. Probably almost everyone he knows has smaller hands than him, which accounts for the “not unusually smaller” comment. But also, he’s likely a poor judge of hand size in that case, since it’s hard to believe he’s been consciously judging every hand he knows and breaking them down in to sizes. Likely,…

These jabs are great and all, but this motherfucker was still part of the reason Trump won. The whole hand size thing...can dudes stop thinking about their dicks for like 2 seconds?

spray on bronzer in a tanning booth where he wears goggles anyway because he likes to pretend he’s in a car wash.

This is why you whack the guys who know where the bodies are buried instead of just firing them.

It’s pretty clear that this will be the golden age of the revenge memoir.

For the hand thing, isn’t Comey like 6 foot 9 or something? He’s a pretty tall dude.