Or they postponed it because it is GAWDAWFUL.

I read that Trump’s WH turnover rate is 34%, more than twice the next highest administration’s (Reagan, 16%). I read this before the last 3 resignations, though, so the number is higher now.

It’s like in the X-files when their eyes turn black.

Depends on how you want to define it. There’s always a massive amount of turnover every time a new President is elected.

Eh, if we’re going to be serious? The only thing we know is that she was supposed to be dating Rob Porter, and as a direct result of that, she made a terrible situation even worse by putting the White House firmly behind Porter before she’d cleared it with Trump. If that had happened in the Obama administration, it…

I’m giving you a star, but I’m not happy about it.

I assume you’re talking about Donald and Hope fucking?

First- Curious. Is there anywhere that has posted a current list of turnover rates in the Trump Whitehouse compared to previous administrations? I’d actually like to see it.

Take your damn star.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

Mike Pence looks like he’s an off-model GI-Joe with the Kung-Fu Grip that’s left over in the Dollar Store.

D) Everybody quits having sex, because ew gross.

And fuck Mike Pence. I hope his squinty face completes what appears to be the process of implosion.

Reallllllly hoping we get Cruz out this year. Beto is just so good!!

“I want to encourage all of my many Texas friends to vote in the primary for Governor Greg Abbott, Senator Ted Cruz, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, and Attorney General Ken Paxton. They are helping me to Make America Great Again! Vote early or on March 6th.”

Hey, if fetuses were armed with AR-15s, no doctor would dare try to abort them.

“If all of us do all we can, we can once again, in our time, restore the sanctity of life to the center of American law,” Pence said at a luncheon for the anti-abortion Susan B. Anthony List & Life Institute on Tuesday.

I’m reminded of when Mark Wahlberg said he could have totally stopped one of the 9-11 hijackers had he been on one of the planes.

“You know I would have run in there, but for these darn bone spurs.”

Hey did anybody see how the Lardass in Chief was saying he would totally run into a school that was being shot up? Bwahahahahaha!