He’s already got the ending to the book written in his mind:

Both turn women into sex objects. The one because he talks about (and likely does) grab their sexual parts, and the other because he cannot even fathom spending time with a woman *without* it being sexual in nature (and therefore disloyal to his wife).

Also, what is it with people who were never in the military desperately wanting to dress like they were being almost perfectly correlated to people who desperately want to be dictators?

Yeah, that is the behavior of a man who is either A) fucking every woman he can while maintaining an absurd public persona of a faithful husband, or B) someone who thinks that have so little self-control that if they are ever alone with another woman their dick will just somehow automatically end up inside that…

And it also shows that perhaps his love and respect for his wife is a bit tenuous. Or that he’s got some deep self-control issues.

“I thought it was important that we went outside,” he said. “I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

It’s like the Wonder Twins if the Wonder Twins were three assholes!

“We can’t mention all the horrible things that conservative policies have actually done, because that would just be rude.”

He’s Cotton Hill, with valium and shins.

Below, Pictured: A man who filmed a sextape with Scott Stapp, a man who routinely sang about raping teenage girls, and Sarah Palin - who is by far the least objectionable person in this picture.

I’m still blindingly angry at Tim Kaine for never mentioning it at the VP debate. You know Biden would’ve let him have it.

Accidentally is a generous description. Willfully blind to the danger at least.

To be fair, he looks pretty manly for a guy who has never made a woman cum.

He looks like a thumb with white hair

Love that this “accidentally single handedly started an HIV outbreak” motherfucker is the face of responsible conservatism.

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

But also, why the hell would a juice press need four tons of force? Is it juicing granite boulders or some shit?

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.