I say don’t try OTC sleep aids, you can become too reliant on them for sleep and they are also a hard habit to break when all you really want is to be able to fall asleep naturally without them. I say check out the condition of your bed, pillows, and sheets and see if you can invest in a new comforter, blanket,…

Last week I found out I was being laid off.

I can remember being bullied in grade school because my backpack wasn’t the cool kind. He’s like a giant child, and his behavior makes more sense in that light.

He is indeed the worst, but that’s such a strange thing to bully someone over. I mean sure any sort of taunt from him would feel threatening (he’s enormously tall and frequently red faced with anger), but my taste in handbags has to be one of the things I would feel the least defensive about if someone started…

Yup. As soon as the calculus shows that their profits off of his show and personality dip below the payouts to his victims. As it stands now, that’s just the price of doing business, sorry ladies!

I don’t think he denies anything though. He wiggles around it and calls himself “a target,” but he never actually claims innocence or says that the allegations are false.

Isn’t this dirt bag still suing his ex-wife? The one he choked?

and ridiculed her “ugly” black leather purse.

Hello Philip,

Hey! The Shade Court has ruled. There are no appeals in the Shade Court. Dismissed.

Is this really happening? We’re doing this?

Nooo, you can’t be real, can you? Judge Brown has ruled. Not Shade, my dear sir.

Yr colleague Dave Weigel would compare your actions here to this one Yes live recording where bassist Chris Squire starts playing this stiff, clumsy imitation of a funk bassline and helium-voiced singer Jon Anderson says, “Get that funk out of my face.”

This is an embarrassing look for you.

Not many doofus-y white men do.  

still doesn’t understand shade.

You sound stupid.

Not shade.

Since you can’t spell “schadenfreude” without “shade,