It also should go without saying that there is no indication that any of the women I occasionally dine with are trying to get laid either. In every case that I’ve scrutinized they seem to be most interested in eating lunch.

Oysters at Fridays 😬

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

Well, I guess their mindset makes sense. Isn’t abstinence education built on the lie that men are absentminded horn dogs? Why would they trust their husbands if they are just designed that way?

I think you did yourself a favor. Better that happen than actually eat at TGI Friday’s.

Seriously, that’s some insane reasoning by that guy. What’s the appropriate reason? Work, dumbass. Does he not work or have businesses interactions with women that have involved lunch or some other meal? His reasoning seems to be that unless you are going to absolutely fuck a woman, you shouldn’t sit down and eat a…

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Shut up and stop trying to have sex with me.

I think the fact that none of these conservative male fuckwits have any women they think of as just friends speaks VOLUMES for their disdain for women as people. Because obviously for them, if a woman isn’t for fucking or marrying or knocking up, there’s just no reason to interact with her or care about her at all is…

The comments on that Matt Walsh post made me fucking crazy last night.

I think most men think all women want to have sex with them.

This annoys me to no fucking end. Women already get left out of a ton of the “social” kind of gatherings that really do help your career (“Oh, all the ‘boys’ went to the bar with the boss after work? Nice.”), and in jobs like politics (where you are on the road, or working late, or out at meetings a lot) that can…

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

People voting against their own interests should not be surprising. If well off liberals do it, why should we be shocked that poor conservatives do it as well? Granted one group is doing it for the collective good and the other to royally fuck people who aren’t like them, but still. We need to get past this point of…

And a douche. Never forget the douche part.

He’s also a spineless little shitweasel. Him and Jason “I wouldn’t be able to look my family in the eye if I supported Trump” Chaffetz. Dinners at his house must sure be awkward, what with him string at the table the whole time.

As infuriating as it is, it’s not really any more shocking than finding out that fire is hot and water is wet. In fact, if a voter discovers this neat little nugget and is seriously surprised by it, they’re probably unable to cognitively handle the right to vote in the first place. Which then begs the question....who…

This is all you need to know about Paul Ryan: He’s a heartless fucking idiot.