No. My former media employer started a nascent website in 1995 or 1996 and most of the content is gone for good, even on wayback machine. The boss didn’t believe that the internet was going to be a thing so it was shut down circa 1999. That might have something to do with why almost nothing has been archived. The…

Can’t wait to see the tinfoil excuses when the video surfaces.

So where are the commenters from yesterday adamantly insisting that occam’s razor proved that the swimmers were telling the truth? WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

Came here to write this. Officially nothing about this makes sense anymore.

This is pretty hilarious if true...but the new story brings up its own set of questions...and before we get to those, Lochte seems like a big doofus.

Wasn’t there a report stating that footage from the gas station showed no swimmers and the attendant also denied they were there?

What would have been the repercussion if…

All those people in the post last night saying that this was making Brazil look bad were something else. Yeah, there are certainly issues with police in Brazil, but they’re smart enough to know that you don’t go after famous Americans unless you’re 99 percent sure you’ve got a case.

Except this is 100% new information. When the judge asked them to surrender their passport it was explicitly on the basis of conflicting accounts and not looking upset enough on CCTV after the fact. If the judge had said “don’t leave the country because we have a complaint against your behavior” from a business owner…

Had Fun. Made a Mistake. Life Goes On. - The Ryan Lochte Story.

Ryan Lochte is 32 years old! Even Florida State’s PR guy wouldn’t have the balls to chalk this one up to “kids just trying to have fun.”

Pictured: IOC Spokesman

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

This. While the complaints regarding Metzger are valid and I’m glad to see he’s facing repercussions for his statements, it is absolutely bullshit that there’s an expectation that people respond to the Internet Mob in real time. Presumably Schumer just fired someone she has (at least in the past) considered a personal…

Yes! Why do people feel soo entitled to her space? She’s fired the guy and called him out as an ass. There’s nothing left for her to say to you... I'd block you too!

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

i look at his face and all i see is a less hideous version of luke the goblin from halloweentown. (<— anybody? anybody?)

Am I the only one who is absolutely not attracted to douchiness no matter how nicely it's packaged? Also, the fact that he's this dumb is an instant lady-boner killer for me. I've never been attracted to douchebags, probably because they're always dumb.

No, see there is NO WAY I could hit it after this; not even if his dick had a second dick that had a tongue. It would just encourage this sort of grill-wearing, duck-face making, pot-head drawing behavior. You owe it to womankind to keep you clit in your pants. It would be like having sex with Tucker Max.

I would hit it like a Jeopardy buzzer. Over and over again. I'll take Walk of Shame for 1,000, Alex.