FTFY

Naming your children to be fodder for school yard bullies should count as child abuse. Then again, given the state of the US education system and the resulting widespread illiteracy, perhaps abcde is as far as the parents manage to get while learning the alphabet.

How is laughing at seeing a first name that is the first five letters of the alphabet making fun of a child? The kid didn’t pick that name.

I just don’t know how someone who names their kid Abcde has the financial resources to afford airline tickets. Did they win them from a contest off the back of a Pop-Tarts box?

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

This woman needs to have her child taken away from her for the child’s sake. 

Somebody forgot to raise the bridges back a foot for after Bridgeheight Saving Time ended.

Nope, just so it’s written somewhere so that I can come back and look upon it with satisfaction, this will not be a big seller and probably won’t even be carried over to the next generation of Jeep. This thing is pointless.

Pretty sure that’s a Lexus, bro.

Hot take: That front fascia is fugly. And the rear fascia isn’t much better.

Why yes....that’s brilliant!

I cannot reconcile my utter lack of interest in this car with my own self-image as an automotive enthusiast. I think it’s the dishonest foundations of the car. BMW released the M8 GTE racecar before they released the road car, just so they could say, “See, it’s a race car that we made into a street car.” Which is…

If this car needed 100 pages of maintenance history to make it to 96k, then it’s going to need 100 more pages to make it to 125k.

Uneven tire pressures (over 1.5psi) cause asymmetrical wear on the driveshafts leading to their failure.

Thanks for the Update I will keep my V12, needs a transmission though.

Come on.  This is as bipartisan as it gets.  Everyone can agree, ugly is ugly.

The BMW GINA approach. Naturally, it’s McLaren that gets to use it for real.

Me too, but in higher resolution.