You should come to Minnesota to celebrate the opening of our stadium/money pit/spaceship and hawk your book on the sidewalk.

“Was it at a mirror?”

See I voted motodoping because it is to me the oddest of the choices. Racism, corruption, abuses of power, fist fights? That shit happens every day around the world. Sneaking tiny engines in to bicycles though? That’s some whacked out shit to me.

FIFA, just for sheer magnitude and ballsiness.

Nah, Kaiba suffered through a brutal, traumatic childhood and turned out evil, this guy is just plain old human garbage.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

Seems to me that this is a senseless waste of energy on an arduous climb. I mean, those batteries in their hidden motors only have so much juice.

Seems a little cruel to have him also sentenced to being followed by Crying Jordan though.

Dark Souls 4 is going to be launched with Latin as the only language option and the patch notes will be released encoded with a custom cipher.

Unless he’s wearing a cup I think I could out run most people after a nut kick

“You were completely reckless with sensitive government information in flagrant violation of the rules. But that took courage, for some reason. Therefore, FIFTY POINTS TO GRIFFINDOR!!!”

There’s literally no outcome that you woudn’t claim was a win for Trump.

The most American thing someone can do is to leave a baseball game early.

Really? The patriots? Yankees? Red wings? Just think before you type.

(Yes, that was joking, but I betcha a bunch of people seriously believe it)

Or just, you know, to shoot him.

I can't decide if this is an elaborate form of satire to magnify one of the greatest talents and most likable players ever to play in the NBA...or if Durant fucked your girlfriend and it's PAYBACK TIME.

Hold on....

someone who goes by Billy should not say the F-word. In a headline.