Those poor poor grown ass adults.

And people used to think drugs would cause America’s downfall. At least on cocaine people were interesting.

This is why i would just buy the steam VR set and say fuck it.

If I get to be old and I haven’t committed or been involved in fraudulent activity damaging poor people i will consider myself a bad standard bearer for white men everywhere.

Honest question: does anyone like Nike shoes? I’ve never found them comfortable.

There’s spending money and wasting money. He’s doing the latter.

Dude’s white wearing a fedora. So take your value and /0.

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

Money doesn’t change being a loser apparently.

Nothing about “Fall out boy ft. Missy Elliott” gives me confidence. Not. A. Thing. I suppose Pharrell was too expensive? Because that would have been awesome.

Such deep. Many take.

Cleveland will now think they can win a Superbowl because they happen to have the world’s best basketball player. Think through that logic.

“You say there’s a position opening up in Cleveland soon? I’ll be on the next flight out!” - Johnny Football, to his agent.

Alright fine, you got me. I like LeBron. He seems like a good guy, and obviously is the most dominant player of this or maybe any generation.

Deranged death threats aren’t trolling.

Allocated funds or new funds? They had to go out and hire a team or are these guys normals who are just sent to guard Sanders?

Wait, so this isn’t on manuals? Man that’s fucked up. I thought it was a manual and the parking break wasn’t applied.

😉

He’s stuck writing about it because no one cares about soccer.

I mean, of you can buy a house, why not buy a house? It’s a solid investment.