Dude’s white wearing a fedora. So take your value and /0.

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

Money doesn’t change being a loser apparently.

Lol.

Nothing about “Fall out boy ft. Missy Elliott” gives me confidence. Not. A. Thing. I suppose Pharrell was too expensive? Because that would have been awesome.

Such deep. Many take.

Cleveland will now think they can win a Superbowl because they happen to have the world’s best basketball player. Think through that logic.

“You say there’s a position opening up in Cleveland soon? I’ll be on the next flight out!” - Johnny Football, to his agent.

Alright fine, you got me. I like LeBron. He seems like a good guy, and obviously is the most dominant player of this or maybe any generation.

Welcome to Iraq and Afghanistan! We have our own fucked up populace to deal with. Vietnam was just more widely disliked, plus you didn’t have to support the troops. Nationalist weirdos have the US by the balls when it comes to “supporting the troops".

Reading some of the comments on this site I hope the Apocalypse comes sooner rather than later.

Deranged death threats aren’t trolling.

Allocated funds or new funds? They had to go out and hire a team or are these guys normals who are just sent to guard Sanders?

Wait, so this isn’t on manuals? Man that’s fucked up. I thought it was a manual and the parking break wasn’t applied.

😉

He’s stuck writing about it because no one cares about soccer.

I mean, of you can buy a house, why not buy a house? It’s a solid investment.

No. It’s not illegal.

No.

He definitely looks the part.