Ham, turkey, bacon, cheddar cheese, and provolone on wheat. With chips. And a coke.

Don’t worry, she apparently supports Bernie, so it’s fair to say anything.

She made us a massive, massive sandwich and watched us eat it knowing we weren’t hungry. It. Was great. I’ve never asked her since.

You know how my girl cousin got back at my guy cousin and myself for asking her to make us a “sammich”? She made us one. A fucking huge sandwich. It was glorious and hilarious because we were kidding.

To be fair, no, no one knows that.

I just took a bite of chicken fingers, a big fucking finger, only to recoil in horror because IT WASN’T COOKED THROUGH. Literal raw chicken inside. Salmonella here we come.

Next time keep that info to yourself. Or give the names of the company and execs.

Reading the end of your post: so the comments made by Bill Johnson are accurate.

You = winner. Looks like I owe you a chicken dinner.

Because she’s a fat woman.

Counterpoint: some people never shut the fuck up.

I’d draft three lower tier rookie qb’s, let them mature on a low salary with lots of access to the older qb’s, then see how they play 3 years later. Buy low sell high, not buy high and go under.

Is your company still in business? Is it doing well? You left that out.

“Who’s that old man dad?”

That women would have shot and most likely missed had they rushed her. I agree with your assessment in theory, but in practice im not as sure. Although I wouldn’t have complained if she did start shooting.

He hit that ball exactly 339 feet longer then I could have.

That man needs to meet Jesus.

Huh. Kiwi’s are such small, hairy things.

Dude. Buy fake urine. I’ve beaten two job dug tests with that.

I’ve never seen an instance where having a cop arrest a kid in school turned out well. Those cops are always on a power trip. What happened to breaking up a fight and sending them to detention? Jail isn’t needed. Counseling probably is.