In the hierarchy of pig products, ham is only above delicacies. Bacon you crazy person.
In the hierarchy of pig products, ham is only above delicacies. Bacon you crazy person.
“Put hands on her? No sir. No sir. It was more thrown hands at her. Thrown really fast. You know. Like a fast ball. You know. But place them on her? Never."
Disgusting. Gelding needs to be a thing again, root and branch. Let’s see you rape someone after that.
If only there were a way for those athletes to primarily focus on their sport while being compensated. Alas they are students first athletes first as well.
Best possible reply.
“the only punishment she ever needs is getting our disapproval”
Random older man sexist! News at 11.
Lol. Yes, there was no other talent on the field, it had nothing to do with his personal life imploding and everything to do with other players.
(On Deadspin we make fun of everything, because life is too serious. It’s okay, it’s you’re first time here, I think the Deadspin commentors on Jezebel are having trouble too.)
Since you’re doing such a fantastic job of gunning for Magary (seriously this is amazing), why didn’t Jezebel do a Funbag! ?
To be fair, his last name IS Finger.
“You know, it’s strange that millennials are always being dubbed as the “everyone gets a trophy” generation when Rudy—fucking RUDY—is considered one of the most inspirational stories to come out of the ’70s.”
Wait... Jia... AND Deadspin?
This is miles better then what they did when the two Jewish teammates were taunted and attacked.
Reap what you sow Fox news. Years and years of false anger pushing a dangerous narrative of hate.
“Stop trying to sell me on Insanity Paul, I don’t like work out programs.... What do you mean you weren’t talking about working out? ... "
Donald Trump makes me feel like I could be President some day.
Report: Rex Ryan threw scout’s girlfriend some dick.
Didn’t become president though now did he? Not strong enough to pull in another state and win. Obama didn’t have a problem, both times.
Nothing like a felony charge to ruin your life.