Son, I’ve seen funny, and you probably shouldn’t quit your day job.

Riiiiight.

I hope she gets hit hard on this by the Sanders camp. Or the media. Or god damn anybody.

Jesus.

I hear you can drop it off at a nearby fire station.

I’m sure he knows some of HRC and Bernie’s positions though. He probably doesn’t just like Bernie because “he’s a good socialist”.

What did the Texans guarantee? 30 mil is a strong offer.

Retread Kaep, grab a third or fourth round QB in the draft, if Kaep is good keep him otherwise wait two years and switch with the other guy.

Hating yourself is a large part of being a liberal, so, you’ve got that going for you.

Lol. Anything to not admit people like Bernie better huh? Although people have pulled out the anti Semitic thing on the other side. Sometimes life isn’t that complicated, sometimes people like HRC better, sometimes Bernie. Please put your boogyman (or boogywoman) back under the bed where it belongs.

“Man Found Eaten Alive in Room, Suspect still at Large”

The orange hurricane is now a category 3, maybe even a 4.

Shoot them and take their money. You know, the usual. Maybe tea bag them for good measure.

Six+ dollars a pair =\= a deal.

Six+ dollars a pair =\= a deal.

Riiiiight.

Marriott? That place is such a hole in the wall!

Goalazi-no!

Good luck in jail!

Cow makes milk. Milk becomes cheese. Cheese gets placed on dough, sauce, covered with pepperoni, Sausage, and Canadian bacon.

Somehow, I think her greatest dream would have been to watch her daughter grow up. In person. But that’s me.