Than. Whatever.

I suppose moving to Canada wouldn’t be that different from living in Minnesota. Similar temperatures, tax brackets, and economic growth. Much nicer people?

The Vikings: we’re better then last year!

Or, you know, bang the prostitutes on leave like you already do. Just don’t try to screw your co workers. Not. Rocket. Science.

+1 no rule against dogs playing basketball

God I hate people crying about being in the grey.

Just think: this crazy bitch can vote but many felons can’t. America!

I don’t want to get to excited about Bernie Sanders, because he’s got a 1/100 chance, but god damn I hope he gets the ticket. I also hope this election, being a presidential election, sends a tide of democrat voters to the polls, and creates a tide of Democrats in office.

It’s a shame they didn’t break into the wrong house that the crazy second rights amendment guy lived in.

Nigella Lawson is quite attractive.

State of my dick in 2015: could be in better places, still employed at a place. Leaning a bit more left them prior years but that’s to be expected in the current political climate.

To be fair, bills only fuck and break tables. They’re happy the happy drunks of the nfl.

Historical value can’t be assessed because outside of a few things it’s worthless. You know what ship it came from? Where? When? How? Then take a picture or write a book. Then smelt the gold and move on.

*jerk off motion*

That’s why, if you find gold dabloons, you melt that shit down and mint your own bars. Where did it come from? Fuck if I know. But they are like this.

+ #REF!

They should have called it looks they did and has a review of the play. The lions couldn’t dispute the call right? They couldn’t throw a challenge? Because of it being within the two minutes? If that is the case, it should have been reviewed. Is it a face mask? No. In real time, sure looks like it though.

I wish once, just once, I could join the raiders. Go in to towns, kill everyone, steal their stuff, lead raiding parties. But noooo you have to help the people.

I’ve enjoyed your pieces on our possible future presidents and how wrong they are on defense, but I ask you this now: what would you do to stop Isis? All roads lead to American deaths except widespread destruction which is untenable in today’s humane age. So what would you do?

Yar she blows!