Goosebumps. All over. That was so cool.

And the dumb idiots couldn’t even follow that rule. Make 7k a week in extra money and no one would know.

It also predicted the iraq and Afghanistan wars:

Better now then later

I wish there was a decent Republican candidate to vote for. Then I realized there is:

The only bad things in into darkness were:

Those are the order bridesmaid dresses. Perfect.

This is how the right wins the white house. Fear mongering and no one on their side calling it crazy.

See also: the venture bros.

Review: fucking amazing.

Your argument is bad and you should feel bad.

Although, in the end you got Israel so...

I wonder if being an undefeated 8-1 had taken the pressure of them? No need to worry about ending a streak.

Sigh. 1/10, would not read again. At least be original.

“Call me John Snow. I know nothing.” Get on down with your bad self.

There was a ravens-jaguars game?

Did he ask for your number? On a date? Bang in the bathroom? No? Weird, yes. Creepy, no. That’s some weird dad stuff.

Booooo. You suck.

“Fakecity, Michigan”

Do what you want to do. I just thought it was smart and a professional thing to do.

Do what you want to do. I just thought it was smart and a professional thing to do.