She/It (heh-heh, sheeeeit) would probably have a less tainted administration.

Sure does smell familiar!

Hands up if you thought the red graphic on the bag in the promotional still was a pair of briefs or panties.

The ensuing thread of poop stories reminds me of an epic AVC poop story thread, possibly pre-Disqus, that I read via a link from another article in 2012 or 2013. I stayed up a good portion of the night reading it on my phone under the covers to keep the screen light from waking up Lady Digital. It was legendary. Some…

I’m glad I’m not the only cleaning products mascot ’shipper.

With New Peaceful Domestic Cleansing!™

I always figured Mr. Clean and the Brawny Man (whom I dubbed “Tad”) had a thing.

Silva: “I’m keeping this guitar. I like it. I’m not gonna crack.”

When I saw this film, I kept my own eyes open, unblinking, for this scene. It felt viscerally intense.

Smash Mouth can cover “Just What I Needed,” then destroy the stock.

Will this collaboration be just what I needed, or not what I needed?

I still growl “CHILDREN!” under my breath to Lady Digital whenever there are little kids nearby.

Lady Digital played this on her phone as I drove us back from refinancin’ our house from a renovation loan to a mort-gāge.

[Alex Trebek voice:] I’m sorry.

I once asked someone outside our office to forward me a particular email she received from our online system. She printed the email, scanned it to PDF, and emailed it to me as an attachment.

A Trumpesque orange version of Devo’s New Traditionalists plastic pompadours would be amazing.

Dammit! I expanded the S design to the whole alphabet in fifth grade, but didn’t pursue it beyond my notebook. I coulda been somebody!

I had never seen or heard the term “hasbian” before. This has shone a little extra light in my day.

When I lived in Charlottesville, Virginia, I was amused by the name of prominent regional law firm Allen, Allen, Allen & Allen. Why they didn’t go with Allen Law Partners or something similarly snappy is beyond me.

Don’t forget “Hulkster in Heaven”!