And don’t mince…unless it’s onions.

They found him in his locker.

Jack Black (as Paul McCartney) and Jack White (as Elvis) were both in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, though not in the same scene.

The epitome may be Wuthering! Heights! The! Musical!

I used to hate the barely-flavored effervescence of La Croix. But in 2008, Poppy Digital and I drove out to Kansas for an amateur astronomers’ gathering (or “star party”) where we camped in a field for about a week. There was one small refrigerator for about 50 people. Instead of soda, Poppy and I brought cases of La…

The worst men’s room I ever entered was at South of the Border. Terrible stench, broken or missing stall doors, and one very unhappy-looking woman with a broom and dust pan whose station was in the restroom facing the line of sinks while confused men passed her on the way to the can.

Can Angus not wear earplugs? Serious question. Or is their speaker system so loud that even earplugs aren’t enough protection?

Put her in the Statler School instead! Ho, ho!

Perhaps they could have inserted pictures of roosters, otherwise known as portraits…
















…OF GALLUS GALLUS DOMESTICUS

Or they could decorate like Beck’s room in the “Deadweight” video: one oversized family portraits covering each wall, with wallpaper samples hung in frames.

Type it out
I want to click on the links with my mouse
I want to press on the home keys
With my fat fuckin’ fingers

In the booklet that accompanies his retrospective DVD, Michel Gondry comments on how disappointed he was with an unnamed actress (almost certainly Dunst) who said she wouldn’t do a topless scene for him, but that she would have for Almodóvar.

I see what I think you did there.

Get into my…dreams?

The night is dark and full of terrors…

Nah, make like the Muffin Man and brush yer scapular aside!

More like The Age! Hey-o!

My first rock concert was seeing Stone Temple Pilots with Cheap Trick as the opener, I think at Freedom Hall in Louisville circa 1997 (or 12 years of age). To me, a double A-side in retrospect. I kept picking up coins on the floor in the crowded walkways, so Mommy Digital told me to cut it out. I thus avoided picking…

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This may be the only time I upvote a Reposted Daily Mail Comment.