KATHERINE: Mary, why do you keep working so late? Even a mathematician has to kick back every once in a while.

It’s a long way to the bank, anyway.

Would they change the storyline to improve ratings, or would they just adapt it as it is?

I biked about 5 miles last Saturday to see the students of a “rock academy” perform Zappa music in a bar/venue, with special guest Ed Mann. I wasn’t sure what to expect. They fucking killed. There was a short, goofy boy who ripped through the drum parts on “Wild Love”; a blond girl who put her husky alto to belting…

Skate a little lower now!

GIMME YA BLOOD
MAKE IT PURE
OR ELSE FOGEDDABOWDED

Whenever I think of Sister Hazel (which isn’t often), I recall how their band name was pronounced in a Viva Variety promo: “SESSTAIRR HHHEHZELLLL!”

Steve McQueen’s The Steve McQueen Story

Freaky that they’d use your imaginary daughter’s actual name in the ad.

There used to be an archeological consulting firm in my area named BTK Associates. Not the best branding move in hindsight.

Yeah, with Frank and Jimmy Carl Black (the Indian of the Group) both dead and Roy a sex offender, it’s just not the same vibe, y’know?

Yeah, with Frank and Jimmy Carl Black (the Indian of the Group) both dead and Roy a sex offender, it’s just not the same vibe, y’know?

I’d rather hear more about Liberace’s bottom’s 40 entr—[GONG]

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless…

Just be sure to duck and dodge the dog doots.

Asp-Women: Seductive, But Deadly!

Or the kickass action film Thunderstruck.

I found the 1953 10-inch for a dollar at Papa Jazz in Columbia, SC, and that was one of my favorite vinyl finds. Whoever owned it before me wrote Lehrer’s address on the back for some reason.

ETHAN FROME => EARTH OF MEN

Great, now I’ve got the Moon Zero Two opening song in my head. I heard it once seven years ago and it wormed itself in.