Ah, yes, the song that launched Nirgina to superstardom.

::placenta falls to floor::

Go on…

Darn it, here’s the place I should’ve posted “ORANGE.”

ORANGE.

And that little boy nobody liked grew up to be…Rubber Johnny.

Did they call the Baby Merchant—Tots “R” Us?

Lets be carefull out their.

You’re thinkin’ Red Lobster? Hah! I’m thinkin’ Burger King.

“Be on Say What? Karaoke! Open Auditions Today!”

Different is good!

I’m in!

“At least the pasta is neverending…”

Maybe it’s not actually melted anything? Perhaps it’s chewy and stringy even without heating above room temperature. Like how palm oil and carob can be used for “chocolatey” confections.

Y’mean I can have seven minutes in heaven with The Figure 5 in Gold? Finally! My childhood dream comes true!

I’m reminded of those “Speechless” posters in Mel Blanc’s memory that were sold in the Warner Bros. Store at Mall St. Matthews.

He’s well-equipped, the girls are sure. Is that a guess, or something more?

Just about any homage to Wesley Willis could be blue.

My bus has a hundred baffrooms!

GOWANUS CANAL = (GO)(ANUS)(ANAL) + (WC)