Hello, fellow MLIS’er! Keep fighting the good fight.

Stature of Liberty
Friends in Low Places
The Weather Down Here
A Different Height of Fashion

Um, excuse me, art director (pushes up Coke-bottle Mark Mothersbaugh–style spectacles), Brian Eno did not produce Freedom of Choice as depicted in your little animation. I don’t care if Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo! was less photogenic.

Welp, clearly reality is starting to reach singularity with Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.

Also available: 1500 pairs of Brad Majors’s high heels.

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WE’RE PLAYIN’ IN A ROCK-’N’-ROLL BAND

Last night, I was at a college hockey game where the pep band played “Rock and Roll, Part Two” as the startup music—right after spotlighting a group of elementary students at center ice.

My girlfriend freshman year of college (Whoo! Ten years ago!) was a big Jhonen fan. As in, Johnny/Edgar slashfic and DeviantArt fandom. She handmade me a plush Mini-Moose that squeaked. (I was a Zim fan, and later picked up Squee! and the Fillerbunny series.)

I thought of Triumph for the first time in years today, so this is an odd coincidence. Specifically, I recalled the line “Philip Glass? Atonal ass!” from “I Keed.” The songwriter(s) must not have listened to much of Glass’s music…

Mr. Opus’s Holland

The murder weapon? Mac’s chin, dripping with blood below his permanent Cheshire grin.

Or who’ll break your f[break]in’ face.

And Jack White and ICP were centuries behind: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

All Your Favorites Are Back!

No, no, Xenu is the villain.

Not big enough: K Foundation Burn a Million Quid

I fucking love Block & Tackle. And I say that as a S-p-r B-wl™–only football game viewer (the C&E Christian of the sports world).

Wesley Willis recorded “Rock and Roll McDonald’s” and “I Whupped Batman’s Ass.” He was a Chicagoan. The A.V. Club is based in Chicago. I rest my case. Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions.

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HEY NOW

Blunder, not mistake.