“…suggesting that whichever character dies won’t be brought back immediately afterward like Brian on Family Guy or every superhero that has ever died.”

Wait, Don Pardo died? First I heard of it. And if it didn’t post here, I probably wouldn’t have known. (I stopped watching the show years ago.)

And part-time models?

“Life…is not always pretty.”

I thought the Dumbass character was limited to one article per decade.

“Let’s just end the article with ‘Tonight, Tonight.’ We’ve got to push him a little closer to the ‘bail’ side.”

South of the Border: Home of the grossest men’s room I’ve ever been in, staffed by the saddest-looking woman in an apron I’ve ever seen with a broom and dustpan.

Also turned 9 in 1994. I like that year for its alternative rock (which Daddy Digital and I favored) and the first family vacation out west. I think it’ll be interesting to fill in the gaps of my memory of that time period with whatever gets dredged up here.

Pfft. Surely the SP-1200 is the Technics turntable popular among DJs and not a drum machine, as Mr. Ice claims? Pshaw!

Doyyy, its ARGENTINA!!1!

Coincidence. Do I get points? What do I even get points for?!

Except, if I recall correctly, “Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch,” which was a case of Executive Meddling.

That’s what I was reminded of, albeit not so extreme and appropriate in this context. Had Al been orphaned at age 3 by a bison stampede, though, the question may have needed to be reworded.

It’s not terrible—it even gave Al a chance to reflect on how positive and supportive his parents were—but it was a sad reminder. I suppose “mournful” would have been a more appropriate adjective than “nervous.”

The question about Al’s parents made me nervous. He handled it well, given that they died from carbon monoxide poisoning ten years ago.

Being stuck in an elevator with Kristen Schaal (donning a risqué top) isn’t something I’d thought about before seeing this video, but I sure am thinking of it now.

In Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Jack Black played Paul McCartney and Jack White played Elvis Presley.

“U.S.S.A.!
U.S.S.R.!
A FUCKING PIG!
THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE!”

And while we’re complaining about the site’s social content, I must say that I’m mildly annoyed at seeing that debunked hoax “9/11 tourist photo” regurgitated by Taboola under every. damn. article.

Aw, dang, #86 was actually the end? Guess I gotta watch that at the next opportunity. After #85, I figured the series was either closing or taking a left turn into something different.