Lady Digital fills out online marketing surveys for extra money, so we had a real-time evaluation of most of the ads running on the laptop all night. I don't think I've paid that much attention to so many Super Bowl commercials before. My complaint about the survey design was that the responses only ranged from "OK"…

I prefer "Pizza Power" from Coming out of Their Shells. That tape brings the badness, yowza.

MICHAEL BAY'S TURTLE MOVIE "A STEAMING PUDDLE OF PUKE," SAYS APRIL O'NEIL

Y'suppose "sunglasses-shaped sunburn" is a thing now?

Well, I'm just Mr. Xcitement at this news.

But does he sound like her?

I should think they will shit quite a bit for the remainder of their lives.

Lady Digital was skeptical of Cincinnati chili's appeal—I grew up near Louisville—but now we make our own about once every couple of months.

The football game ended on time, but the postgame commentary stretched past 8:00, which shifted the Animation Domination block by several minutes.

The best part of the ending dream was the brothel's name: the Wilted Rose. [Sideshow Bob shudder]

I've gone back and forth in my opinion of Random Access Memories. I never thought it was outright bad, but there were times that I found it overgrown and not as exciting as Discovery. However, when I found out I got my first professional job last week, I came home and immediately put that album on—it was appropriately…

The sunset silhouette artwork for the song makes me think a similarly photographed video would be interesting.

That reminds me of the disputed authorship of that quote that was discussed recently.

I liked eating the ol' breadtangle of pizza. Sometimes the cafeteria would have a bunch left over and they'd give away slices. I especially liked the cubic pepperoni chunks.

I think the collections are better than generic, though, because Schwartz documents each story's history and notes the variations. As an adult reader, I appreciated that when I went back to read the series.

The scariest illustrations I remember from the series were the ones for "The Dream" (the woman leaning over the bed) and "T-H-U-P-P-P-P-P-P-P!" (the ghost floating over the dresser), both from Scary Stories 3. I was frightened that I'd peer out from my bed and see one of them.

The part leading up to "$300,000" made me give a hyperventilation-like laugh. Well-played, and on-point.

Ahem: United State of Pop. As in the current state of pop music. It took me a while to get the title right way back when.

I find Tabasco a bit watery for my tastes, but Huy Fong's sriracha is a staple of the Digital household (credit Lady Digital for that). It's not particularly hot, but its flavors and thickness are a welcome addition to many foods I've had. Cholula is our other favorite.

When I saw the original ad for GoldieBlox, I admired the desire to encourage girls to pursue stereotypically male activities and skills, but it bothered me that the toys were still "girly." I'd be more impressed to see toys marketed to all children in a neutral manner that's positive for boys and girls. (Which, if I'm…