Indeed, it was one of the endings of any movie, ever.

Indeed, it was one of the endings of any movie, ever.

When I was a-courtin' Mrs. Digital, I wrote a love letter that was supposed to resemble a late nineteenth-century manuscript, and I wrote the ZIP codes on the envelope as if they were added in by someone else along the way.

When I was a-courtin' Mrs. Digital, I wrote a love letter that was supposed to resemble a late nineteenth-century manuscript, and I wrote the ZIP codes on the envelope as if they were added in by someone else along the way.

GOLIMAR!

GOLIMAR!

I've got a bad feeling about this…

I've got a bad feeling about this…

I ordered a DVD as a Christmas present from eBay some years ago, and the package never arrived. I figured out later that buried in the confirmation email were instructions for the buyer to send the seller the order number with his or her shipping information, which I hadn't seen at the time. I tried to contact the…

I ordered a DVD as a Christmas present from eBay some years ago, and the package never arrived. I figured out later that buried in the confirmation email were instructions for the buyer to send the seller the order number with his or her shipping information, which I hadn't seen at the time. I tried to contact the…

Lose the jukebox and give the gorilla big red lips and a sloppy tongue and you've got A+ material, m'friend.

Lose the jukebox and give the gorilla big red lips and a sloppy tongue and you've got A+ material, m'friend.

The Amazon listening widget seems to think that we would prefer Atlantic Starr to Bruno's mug.

The Amazon listening widget seems to think that we would prefer Atlantic Starr to Bruno's mug.

I always thought it was "Ray-Ben." Like Raben Tire in Evansville, Indiana, with its "Ray and Ben" ads.

I always thought it was "Ray-Ben." Like Raben Tire in Evansville, Indiana, with its "Ray and Ben" ads.

You mean Phish Phan Pheels Ophended.

You mean Phish Phan Pheels Ophended.

THEY AIRBRUSHED MY FACE

THEY AIRBRUSHED MY FACE