He isn't entitled to anything, but if he's being bullshitted, he's entitled to call the bullshitter out for his bullshittery.

My thought process the past few months:

Seriously, the e-mail of the week was an emotional roller coaster.

If you have to ask her to be your homecoming date, she's not really your girlfriend

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

Turns out that ol' Billy's message on his bat was for Cal after all.

All this means is that someone other than B.J Upton will lead the league in strikeouts this year

Found it. Quality's shit, though:

Woohoo!!! Free money!... this is why I stopped paying any attention to Kickstarter. Such a scam.

I really wish they would go through all of the comments and pull the best stories instead of just picking the most commented on ones. The obvious fakes tend to be the most discussed because everyone jumps in to call it out. Even if you're just going to pick the most popular ones, maybe, just maybe, the editor should…

Not Pictured: Dan Snyder, who still can't figure out how his chariot works.

But losing a part to Oprah must be like watching a millionaire win the lottery.

This is the ESPN equivalent of leaving an open Pornhub tab on the browser and trying to explain it to your wife.

I get that he might of been an abusive douche, but you don't get to keep the ring after you break it off. Dafuq is wrong with you.

This whole post ...

People who reject the proposal, but keep the ring, are the worst sorts of people. If he was horrible to you, then you've literally stooped to his level.

Thus answering the age-old koan, "if an article on Yahoo is never read, can it still offend someone?"

Kind of impressive, though, if you think about it. "More of an asshole than MJ". Like, that takes some kind of dedication because you don't luck into that much dickishness.