Saying. "So many people ask me for my advice that it's probably easier for me to just address it to the world" makes you look like an asshole.

And if you've ever been to Hammond you'll know that being ruthlessly shoved on a basketball court is probably the best thing that could happen to you. What a terrible, terrible place that is.

TL;DR: Just fucking roast it. Salt Pepper Olive Oil 425 for 25 minutes.

Anyone know what the implications of "speaking with an accent" are?

As much as we hate our laws (or how much we enforce them), this really is a good reminder of what would happen if they weren't there or enforced as much. I'm surprised we only saw guns. Lots of them have fucking axes and machetes and other crazy shit that I would strangely be more afraid of then a gun.

OK now this is the part that confuses me. Coq au vin was once just a recipe to you. You had never made it before, but you read about the steps involved and you went for it. This article is exactly the same thing.

To make this all about me. I feel like a horrible fan. As a Niners' fan I should be loving videos of Seattle fans watching their dreams die before their eyes. And yet...All I can think is, "Yeah, it sucks."
Don't worry, Seattle, it gets better. And then you hire Tomsula. Wait, no it doesn't.

Hotter take, same story, on Marshawyn Lynch:

This is actually pretty similar thematically to Chuck C Johnson's wedding vows.

"Officially committed...ISIS agents everywhere"

That angle is crazy; he basically breaks at the snap. Amazing play

No, no it was not.

Wow. He really did know that throw was coming from a mile away. He runs straight to the ball after the snap. No hesitation.

It's almost as if lamb was responsible for the ball's passover the hoop.

It's not even about making tired jokes as much as it is about constantly reminding people that yes, he's proven very capable of doing or believing incredibly stupid things.

Luckily for Mr. Sapp, the Maricopa County sheriff isn't a batshit crazy publicity whore and totally will not use high profile arrests to increase his media visibility......

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

Watching fans' dreams die never gets old.

So I'll edit this as I read further, but so far just for the first story.