Assuming you might have to call 3 plays in 40 seconds, and you have only one time out, you have to throw at least once on 2nd or on 3rd down. That way, you set up any play call on 4th.

As a Pat fan, I'm OK with this. As a regular football fan, you sir are an idiot.

"Waiter, I ordered this take hot. Please bring this back to the kitchen and rectify the situation, post haste!"

"why didn't he make it in one 1st and goal"

This isn't even good trolling. Gonna need a hotter take than that. -1

Hm, that's probably it.

Okay, so, in the past, having had Lynch in fantasy, I've complained about Darrell Bevell's playcalling, specifically in goal-to-go situations. People have called me an idiot for this.

The "terrible decision" was made long before Wilson ever got the ball in his hands lol

"I'm Rob Lowe and I have DirecTV"

*watches that backbreaking INT GIF*

Are you insane? You wanna pass, fine... I LITERALLY can't think of a more dangerous throw to make than that one. Throw a fade, throw a corner, throw to the back of the endzone... literally, ANYTHING else

This sounds a bit like a Boston fan trying to make it seem more like a Pats win than a Seahawks loss

that's a strong take....

Yeah. I usually try to be open-minded, but you have the most powerful rusher in the game and you have a timeout. Give him a shot, and if they stuff him you can use the timeout and then try your passing plays. Just awful. I'm having trouble seeing the thought process that leads to that call.

Yes.

Worse call in the history of sports. Period.

Worst play call in NFL history?

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Rolling Stone should really just stick to investigating rape cases music.

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