Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

Roadhouse is the worst movie ever made, it's inspired a generation of idiots.

FRIES MUST BE EATEN FIRST. COLD MEAT IS EDIBLE. COLD FRIES ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE.

Because the fan wasn't a fellow athlete/conspiring with a fellow athlete, perhaps?

Thank you for unintentionally proving this point - "Under p.c. culture, the same idea can be expressed identically by two people but received differently depending on the race and sex of the individuals doing the expressing." - about once per paragraph.

You can't say with a straight face that Chait's article would have…

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

$40 bucks is her advised amount? I guess her friends are leaving after an hour.

I still don't quite get the beast mode thing. In the original Beast Wars: Transformers cartoon the Maximals and Predicons typically used beast mode for regular travel or protection from energon radiation. Sure it could be useful but switching to robot mode let them use jet packs and rocket launchers.

Horse: Let's fuck.

Uh he appealed as was his right and it was proven that the test was inaccurate but hey why let facts or a collective bargaining agreement get in the way of your opinion.

How about the Patriots can take out 1 PSI for each Lynch crotch grab?

Wouldn't it be better to assess the penalty after the kickoff? If it's a touchback the offense starts on the ten. If the ball is returned to the 45 the ball is placed on the 30.

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

This is more frightening than any horror movie.

This story involves a shit I actually witnessed, versus one I took.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

I often embedded as a reporter with units in Iraq/Afghanistan and found that shitting in a warzone to be a tad all-consuming. Unless you're on a big base with tons of toilet trailers, you dread the...shit...out of evacuation and always feel relieved when it's done for the day and you've given your brown starfish a…

you have no soul and also your feet probably constantly stink

I would bet my life's savings (about $1200 and some rare-ish Nintendo games), that if OutKast said to everyone that they'd do that Election Day scenario, it would actually compel the millions of 20-30somethings like me to vote in a general election.

Non-texture needing grown babies hate NATURE. You want the thing without a morsel of what it's from. A fucking joke.