Even if she's lying about everything? She still deserves anonymity?

No no no... People who bitch about fantasy in a public (my living room, coffee shop, internet forum) are the worst kind of people. They are unable to realize their banter makes most people want to scratch their eyes out.

You have a sports logo tattoo. You are the worst sort of people.

And I call the guy who gave me all of 1 Solo Tackle yesterday, costing me the win in the Fantasy Playoffs, a "Freaking Chump."

It's the same as Jez covering the nude photo celebrity hack. I know anger-inducing articles generate clicks, but it's still irresponsible.

Everything about this comment is wrong.

Can't believe that sounded funny in your head.

Incorrect.

Indeed, very sincere apology and should be accepted.

Tell me where I can sign up for this immediately. This seems like the stupid kind of thing that I would be incredibly good at.

i'd throw hands with a kangaroo for like ten bucks

If you were to clone Eli Manning, and then form an entire NFL team with nothing but Eli Manning clones. That team would be the 2014 Chicago Bears.

I'm having LSAT PTSD just reading through this.

Meanwhile, Russell Wilson is doing some rumor investigating as well:

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.

A guy with a baseball avatar, using a game played for 4 seconds for every 35 seconds of rest, to mock hockey players. Huh.

Nice. +1 But seriously, he is the MVP, although Rodgers will win it.

I found out my dog's anus is 83 degrees F.

He is 18 and he's been criminally charged as an adult. Nothing unusual about identifying him.