Christ, does he drink strawberry milk too?

That is bushleague. The crust is like 70% of the fullness a pizza brings. If I didn't eat the crust I could easily eat two pizzas (more than the two I'm already able to wolf down.)

I am the house disposal system for uneaten pizza crusts. This helps to explain why I am Hobbit-shaped.

I agree that the European traditions are killer.

As a lawyer, I'm always pretty jealous when people get assigned to juries. Lawyers are typically the only people who are really interested in what goes on "behind the scenes" and we almost always get excused!

Fucking spineless Rams organization.

Video or it didn't happen, bro'heim!

All the talk about making kickers less prominent in the game, they should remove holders and make kickers pull that spin to kick.

At this point, the Giants would probably be better off just forfeiting the rest of their games and putting on a three-hour Odell Beckham Jr. skills showcase every Sunday.

The Bengals fans in question were given a hefty fine for this assault, but fortunately they were given an oppurtunity to work off their debt by selling beer at Raymond James Stadium.

So viewed, the record reveals that in July 1997, Roorda attempted to try to "cover" for another police officer by filing a report that contained false statements as to what happened during a suspect's apprehension and arrest.   As a result of this false report, all charges against the defendant involved were dropped,…

"it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products"

"Nice Pass"

Why arent we talking about this? I know its the Raiders but its still hilarious.

If you refused to serve drunk white trash in Tampa, isn't that called "being on strike"?

Nothing I love more than biting into a crisp cup of coffee in the morning.

Ron Nick should burn in hell.

You cockblocked your 92 year old dad? There's a special ring in hell for you. You disgust me.

5 Yr reunion? Is that an American thing? Seems kinda sad.

5 year reunions?? Pffft...fuggin' millenials