Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

In college a female friend of mine rented a full-body chicken costume (not sexy chicken, sports mascot chicken) and wore it with a sign that said "Love the Cock". She's almost 6 feet tall, but has a distinctly feminine voice. When we were walking to a party, some guy saw her costume and yelled his appreciation. When…

The Seahawks name just mocks blind NFL fans who will never see a hawk in their lives!

Have fun grimacing and rubbing your temples for the next 15 minutes.

It's not the only other offensive team name. For example, "New York Jets" is incredibly insulting towards individuals who enjoy watching football.

"Broncos? OJ drove a White Bronco. If you are a Broncos fan, you support wife killers." - Jay Schoeder

If Drunk Grimace had been conceived while sober, that might actually be a sneaky brilliant costume idea.

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

I was told as a child that never respond to someone calling my name if I can't see their face, until they've called me three times. Otherwise, I was supposed to assume that it was a spirit calling my name. Just, madness.

These bros need to put the bottle down and try a little weed. Their results will be much less destructive.

"Here's the secret to living in a log house: You got to love the color brown," Kevin said. "But you can hang a picture anywhere."

No, Perez was never getting a hit off MadBum.

Right but with Madison Blues on the mound maybe a bad throw to the plate from the outfield is more likely than the next guy up getting a hit. Send him home.

The way Baum was pitching, it would have been worth a shot.

Can we just go back to singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame?

I'm with you there. Pop is the dad at the restaurant who'll make a half-serious joke when a waiter screws something up and it'll be a little awkward but mostly all good afterward. Belichick will just mutter, "that's alright" after the server messes up, then excuse himself to go to the bathroom but is really looking…

this is some good-ass kinja

I hope to god he just says "Fuck you" and starts training for the NFL.

your wife finds out you gave the gift, then what? Next thing you know it's been donated to Rikers Island.