It's an express elevator that takes the Cowboys on a rocket ride to Hell.

He sure showed me!

That's a terrible guess.

As a Cleveland resident and - I guess - Browns fan, I look at the fourth quarter scoring and agree that God is one funny son of a bitch:

I'm a little surprised Jez didn't add Max Temkin to their list of examples, given they've decided he's a rapist and derided his response to the accusations.

Humans average growth declined when agriculture was introduced.

On the flip side of the coin, this morning on Alex Jones' radio show, he spent a full 15 minutes on how he didn't believe that Jets could ever be responsible for such a huge, internal collapse

In all seriousness, can someone explain what the hell they were trying to do?

To be fair, NBC hasn't yet found a camera with a wide enough lens to NOT show Rob Ryan during the game.

If you graphed the best anthem singers in World Series history on a dart board, with the best ones near the bullseye, he'd be on the outside.

He hates talking to the media. The guy was asking if he was going to talk to the media after the game.

Say what you want about him but, man, does Lynch have a great command of irony.

I don't get it.

Didn't the other guy who got injured celebrating a sack celebrate in the exact same way, with that jump? What the fuck good do these guys think will come out of this?

This combines two things I hate: Phil Collins and the fact that I'm a Jets fan.

The funny thing is HE is the engine that drives their offense. It's quite refreshing to see them implode.

Rapoport's tweet reads like the intro to a bad SNL joke.

We'll take him.

Block us if you want to do something Michigan isn't capable of.

In a way, your comment more closely resembles Super Mario Brothers than the run pictured above, in that I want you to jump off of tall objects into an unknown abyss repeatedly.