I was totally waiting for the boyfriend to shit his pants in that story.

If the e-mail of the week story ends there, I can only assume that there isn't a coda where she dumped her boyfriend and had a rendezvous with Ryan later that weekend.

Cucumber slices on a Chicago-style hot dog are not totally unheard of. Almost exclusively confined to a few stands north of Division and east of Pulaski, sliced discs of cucumber or strips of raw green pepper are seen as not totally abhorrent additions to the traditional Chicago frankfurter. This is of course both…

"No ketchup on hot dogs" is the only food rule that New York and Chicago agree on.

Sorry, no. "Give it a rest" means assholes win. Someone has to have guts and persistence.

The best part of this highlight is his running style. Looks like his arms, legs, and spine are slinkies.

Re: "camping". My brother-in-law who worked in the restaurant business for several years used to talk about how the owners of a place where he used to work would put a huge amount of effort, when buying new furniture for the dining area, into finding the perfect "45 minute chairs" - fairly comfortable when you first…

I'd definitely be interested in reading peer-reviewed research on how in-patient drug rehab involving fucking horses is "hugely successful" for people who have succumbed to the temptations and sorrows of marihuana.

"Sons" means "owns". Tom Ley is turrribbll.

Bautista has two daughters, no sons, and they are too young to be hackers. http://www.torontolife.com/informer/featu…

"I loved it!" Paula Deen.

• "State your reason for not being able to serve please" Judge OldMcNuffin

Tim Tebow received 10 penalties in his NFL career. All of them were for delay of game.

don't come in here with that reading shit

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …

Every culture has suffered atrocities.

Easy - you make shit up.

shut up