NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

To be fair, if i had a car for six hundred thousand miles and my wife made me get rid of it... I'd probably set the price too high for it to sell as well.

To be fair, 350,003 is an even bigger number than 350,000.

Highlights from the Honda Insight ad on Cars.com:

Literally scrolled his name at the top of the article and had the primacy effect thing that placer where you know who you're talking to and it types out wrong. Realized my mistake immediately but won't let me edit it now that you responded.

Barry?!?!?

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

"Yup...these are my overlords."

"Simmons did not respond to a request for comment."

Watch out, Magary, you might get some competition around here soon.

Stephen?

Oh stop. That's a completely false binary. There's plenty of room for him to engage his critical thinking ability without becoming Skip Bayless.

The bullpen's trot to the infield during these baseball "brawls" has to be, by far, the silliest thing to see in all of sport. Like that douche bag friend of yours who always conveniently shows up to the scene of the bar fight/confrontation, all tough, right after things have cooled down and the opposition has…

It's actually him laughing at his own jokes. Olbermann is one of the greatest ventriloquists of our time.

Yeah, it puts too much weight on winning the coin toss. I'd rather see the other team get a chance to answer.

Do trolls work for tips? If so, +$1 for you.

I want to say this about mental illness, because I think this is important, at least to me.

So maybe Anheuser-Busch isn't taking back its money or pulling its ads.

What percent of NFL players do you think really use updog?

+ fucking 1, Vikings Message Board.