these things look like a stock crashing after a CEO gets picked up injecting heroin into his penis

Kristin: Hi hun, how'd the game go tonight?

That's because they spend 4 hours showing the sewage dump inside the stadium.

I feel sick reading this.

I swear if the next story that comes up says Ken Griffey, Jr. was on PEDs I'm quitting sports for good.

I don't have any jokes for this. Pass.

Sigh...if only Goodell could attribute this short-term memory loss to some sort of brain injury.

Done.

Goodell: As I've maintained all along, no one from the National Forensics League saw this video until this week.

GOODELL: Hey, how bout that Redskins name controversy, I'd love to talk about that now. I say, let's change it! Who's with me??

That against any sort of laws? Attorneys are paid to help their client, not empress you with their ethics.

I know a lawyer at one of the biggest law firms in the world. He has some huge clients, pulls in well over $1MM per year, and is legitimately great at what he does. He also firmly believes that vaccines cause autism.

You mean the same league that deliberately lied about the long-term effects of concussions lied about a video?!?!?

Berman: When Ray Rice entered the elevator, he swung at Janey and she went back-back-back-back-back-back-back to the wall.

I think it's highly likely that the change in policy was precipitated by knowing this video had been obtained by a media source, and would be leaked.

Because she initiates the physical attacks as seen outside the elevator where she slaps him and in the elevator where she comes at him first. We all can agree that Ray does the most serious damage and is culpable for that. But we cannot have equality as women without understanding that we cannot hit first either. The…

uh, Erin, sometimes they wear pink gloves for breast cancer awareness so who's the REAL lady-hater, huh.

"It was a hellish moment for Mr. Kenu as Baffour and his machomen launched series of hefty punches on him, while Addo pretended as a peacemaker restraining Mr. Kenu's assailants."

So the 2nd half to Yakety Sax?

As a White Sox fan who also emulated what he saw other baseball fans do, I'm serving a ten year sentence.