What I want to see is on the 7th pitch, the machine dials in a 37 mph change up. I'm assuming the guy would just fall over.

Lol yea because you're eating a bagel w/cream cheese...throw some lox in that bagel and we will see how much of your focus stays on selling manufacturing machinery

I expected more analysis from you, sir. You're now just Dave to me.

Whatever, Skynet.

His T-Shirt appears to say "Expand."

You know it's tl;dr when "Finally..." starts a paragraph in the middle of the letter.

The weather is beautiful, Burning Man has rid SF of most of its insufferables for a few days and college footbaw is finally here. All is right with the world.

Chris Kluwe got the most media attention in the off season as a punter not even on the team anymore

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

"That's about when I lose interest, too." - Roman Polanski.

his sizzurp was prescribed (and before you moralize about doctor feelgood realize how much painkillers are handed out by team doctors) his first strike was for a pre-nfl incident, he barely tested positive for weed anyway, and his dwi was for blowing a .09. So Ya I feel like it is dumb for him to get suspended for a…

Okay now that that's over with, why are we all cool with totally absolving Gordon of any responsibility for his actions here?

A grown man smoking a little weed is harmless. A corporation drug testing an employee multiple times per week and taking away a years pay for doing something that should not be any of their business is very harmful. So, no, it is not probably worse.

Based on the threshold, it's not really clear that he did, actually. Far from it.

Except nobody is "absolving" Gordon. The NFL could have suspended him for 8 games and no one would take issue with that other then pointing out as you mentioned the absurdity of the policy. But trite or not the Rice situation does matter here. It makes the league look bad when a guy who dragged his unconscious wife…

And still others are angered by the fact that Sam has been the victim of an apparent double standard, wherein high-profile draftees like Johnny Manziel—white, rich, and straight—are celebrated for racking up endorsements and Instagramming themselves holding fistfuls of cash while Sam, who grew up in extreme poverty…

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

Idiots - those are chair people, and the place is absolutely packed.

Why see a crappy baseball game, when you could be getting discount flooring.. It is flooring season you know