You don't hear kosher Jews complaining!!!!

"Ere I waited seemingly a fortnight for myne Stuffed Crust Pizza to come 'hither. Myne server was verily NOT of good stock. Thy should be wary, forsooth! Yon, we shan't return."

The haircut says "I dig chicks" while the mustache says "did you not fucking hear the haircut?"

The thumb works well for getting the inside edge of the tip of your nose.

"No corporations are going to be lining up to pay them money out of high school."

Lol at the black guy with the Rottweiler leashed to the sawhorse and thinks it a done deal.

I didn't realize what simple pleasures lay in watching people catch buckets with their faces.

Well what are YOU doing to stop the spread of American Sign Language?

Remind me to never get cross with the girl in the second clip who kept her feet. She ran away to protect herself until her opponent incapacitated herself, then she came back for the kill. Her blood was cold before that water hit her.

The better question is why don't you?

Oxycontin

You and everyone who starred your comment are human garbage.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

I feel bad for you. What a shame to be such a cynical fucking dick.

Don't have a dog in the fight? Cool, then surely you're willing to defer to Native Americans who consider it a slur and want it changed!

I am serious. Someone who's life is ruined over something like this has issues way beyond the assault, bad as it is. I'm going to hope that it is hyperbole rather than believe that someone would allow this to dominate the rest of their lives.

100% agree. There is a reason Cobain led the bank and Grohl was just the drummer. Plus, Grohl the drummer was way better than Grohl the lead singer/guitar player. I find Foo Fighters to be extremely generic and boring.

Your failure of a team and that failure of a newspaper deserve each other. And they both deserve you.

If you honestly believe the Foo Fighters are better than Nirvana you are retarded. Do you think Wings are better than the Beatles?

Hi, Redskins PR Dept. intern!