Coors Banquet....

I would like to amend this statement. Half the bean balls will be reserved for the creeps who use the urinal next to you even if there are open ones further down. Extreme high heat reserved for those who also talk to you while doing it.

I don't condone a linebacker humping a quarterback under any circumstance, but really, the quarterbacks of the league need to learn not to provoke linebackers in to humping them.

Its pretty weird that I automatically assume PETA, TGI, and ATM are the most important words in the sentence because I am so used to drew

Sure, run along kid, the grownups need to talk.

Back in the late '90s, I was in the Balkans with the U.S. Army and had to do escort duty for a USO tour. It was a couple of NFL cheerleaders, some middlingly popular starlet whose name I forgot about six seconds after she left, and Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins. I was a tad out of the SBTB demographic at the time, so I…

This just in: Metta World Peace is still a giant piece of shit.

RE: Lisa Turtle Google Image Search:

Why was this ever written? Everyone knows Saved By the Bell sucks.

I want to be on board with this article, but Erin is grossly misrepresenting the analysis. First, it is not that the employees committed the assault during the most recent season, it is that during the most recent season 21 teams employed people that had, at one time in their lives, were charged with intimate…

I'm not pretending.

No distinguishing between Carnitas and al pastor pork?

Q.E.D.

No lengua or head meat, Albert? Please revise headline, as it should read Gringo Taco Meats, Ranked, you awful hater of offal.

No chorizo or lengua makes this list horseshit.

go fuck yourself.

uhh....you know what? Forget it. Too much work.

Personally, what I'm lovin' is the way the glove behind his head sort of makes it look like Tejada's brain was blown out of his skull and into his helmet by the hit.

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

How do I post the chicken - handjob picture?