And that's why rednecks and Z4 drivers don't go to the same parties.

You don't get jokes very well, do you?

This wasn't me but I witnessed it and it was awesome.

Kill 2 birds with one stone: drop off all the Sheriff"s Camp kids at Seagull Island for a few days

But you look so happy in the picture!

You forgot the part where writing 90% of content about transgendered issues now constitutes a womens blog

Jezebel Basic

I don't understand this article and I'm glad I don't.

When you have enough time in your game to set up and execute a VERY ELABORATE prank involving fire, your sport's games and season might go on too long.

Ah, the unmistakable look of "if I took another team's mountain of money and played there instead, that would have been a routine fly ball".

Bowling is a college sport?

It would severely impact the game if you, as a pitcher, didn't throw every time he came to the plate. You are correct in your thinking that he, as a batter, is asking for you, as a pitcher, to throw.

He was set up to the far side of the net, and Messi tucked it into the near side, but...yeah I feel like a dive would have been warranted. Looked especially lazy from the overhead angle.

I know the shot coming off Messi's foot can go anywhere on net, but did it seem like that goalie just said "eh fuck it I'm not going for that"?

this remains the best celebration of the tournament. I don't care if the music is the only reason.

Damn, that poor kid. The emailer really should have found a bathroom and had him get cleaned up before sending him back to the hotel. Could have used Scalia's bathroom, he probably shits himself all the time and has cleanup facilities in place.

She ate an ice pack.

Abby (Abbie? Abbi?)

She was game to do it in the first place. And, she got tackled before she reached the infield. So no one can accuse her of having sand in her vagina.

Hannibal Burress is one of two people that makes me want to see anything he's in (the other being Jon Benjamin). I hope that he doesn't have a meltdown like a few great comedians have had.