1-0 lead in the World Cup.

Ghana already seems to be enjoying their quadrennial "being Googled by Americans" bump.

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

Dude blatantly flops. Penalty given. Game effectively over.

Yeah, giving a penalty to Brazil in the 70th minute of a tied game is probably one of the specific things refs are told they must call by FIFA.

Or it could be when the host team is tied in the 70th minute of its opener.

I'm going to go find a neighborhood in Lafayette where I would buy a house, raise a family, and would be a nice place to live.

It clearly, in my mind, needs multiple bodies: one in charge of investigating match-fixing, corruption, bribery and another in charge of developing, marketing the sport. Having one body in charge of both is like putting Dan Snyder in charge of your Native American Heritage Week.

You think you're being clever and turning this around on players, but creating that kind of culture is exactly the kind of thing that the employer is responsible for.

He needs to hire Paterno's advisors. Their advice to "slink off and die" worked really well.

"Seriously, who's advising this guy?"

Most people didn't realize what an insufferable cunt you were until just now

As an outsider who knows nothing about basketball this whole thing is hilarious. I'm hoping that Rob Ford gets involved somehow.

Now all we need is someone to splice in 50 Cent's pitch to make this perfect.

Please stop.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

Yo I heard Tim Marchman does something lewd to little boys. Do I email that to tips@deadspin.com? Not sure how this works.

Well, I do get wound up when my marriage, which is the most important part of my life, is called "horseshit" by a writer I generally like in a very public setting. I'll cop to that.