I burst out laughing in the middle of a museum when Scalia died. Didn’t work out.

This is what people want right? They want that boy to die, that mother to be abused by someone else, and to have a job opening for a position most people wouldn’t be qualified for anyway.

Lias Andersson, more like Pjoor Spjort

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Dear white women of Alabama, (not that most of you read The Root)

Durned snowflakes

The diversity in that picture is astounding . There are fat white men, slightly fatter white men, white women, and maybe even a few white people without a morbid amount of body fat. It think I may even see one really blurry black guy in the far, far back. I guess we will never know how Walker, Trump, and Ryan got…

Are you FUCKING STUPID?

But I think what she’s asking is if there is anything cruel and ineffective that we could do. What’s your answer to that Mr. Smart Guy.

Ron Johnson is human garbage.

Please let Scott Pruit be next.

Not true. Sometimes I’m shitting.

Fucking wow.

Hey Roy. That horse you’re on? Get fucked by it.

This is what’s happening. Her husband works from home. I guarantee this woman doesn’t fart in the presence of her husband. Her husband has put her on this pedestal to where she feels she can’t shit in her own house. Instead, she goes out for a “jog.”

“This song is so great!!!”

I think you understand exactly why they would vote for him in the same way that I personally understand why hopelessly impoverished hicks in West Virginia would look at Trump and say “He’s just like us!”