Tavarish is always reminding us that you can buy a used S-Class for the price of a half-eaten Almond Joy and a bottle of dishwashing soap.

Improperly adjusted tie-rod ends?

(kidding)

Gotta love when movies insert a dramatic moment when the driver shifts fucking gears to go faster, like they’d forgotten about that before. “I’d only been going 3/4 as fast, but now that we’re actually racing in the final lap, I’m going to use 4th gear too.”

I love this so much that I have to put it in here even though I know this is from a print ad, not a Hollywood movie; let’s just conclude the creative types putting together the shoot come from the same gene pool.

Problem solved

I wonder what his tire pressure was.

The problem is, these jack asses can’t comprehend that what they did was wrong.

And thank you as well Tyler. Yours is the only article current on the entire Gawker network that has two important words - Veterans Day - in it.

You mean serial killer stigma? (Top Gear reference for anyone who doesn’t know)

Oh Coach Driver’s Ed Teacher, such a bad choice.

Using a Ford Focus to scare the shit out of people that were trying to teach me. Doing such acts like pretending to lose control, speeding up and acting like the brakes went out, singing ABBA, and my favorite pressing the brakes in beat with the song.

the way my Cadillac ATS gets only 20 mpg out of a 2 liter engine.

Ahhhhhhhh!

“Tailpipe-fucking suggestions don’t bother me at all – just be sure to let everything cool down before going to town.”

Admittedly the engines are more eco friendly than, say, dumping acid into the ocean.

“...following revelations that Volkswagen has been lying to us like a Nigerian e-mail scammer.”

Brilliant, Doug.

Ask and ye shall receive.