Shelves, shelves, and more shelves gave my mom an excuse to buy stuff she didn't need and eventually turn into a mini hoarder. Now there are so many holes in the walls they all have to be redone. Having minimal storage space forces you to decide what's really important to you.

Shelves amplify your clutter problem, not…

I park at the end of the parking lot and watch everyone else fight for the closest one on the way in. Sheep.

Time does not heal all wounds, unless you die. It doesn't get easier, you just learn how to live with it.

Salt and moisture = rust.

The cycle is easily solved by paying cash and not using credit. If you can't pay for it now, you can't afford it.

What we have here are is result of launching a weather balloon into an Aurora Borealis. The Aurora Borealis struck the weather balloon, and now highly electrified crashed back to Earth.

So, it was a weather balloon.

I would be more concerned about the cleanliness of the room than something being broken.

Wow, I was sitting on the edge of my seat.

I learned a lesson today. If you buy organic food at regular food store, you're going to pay a lot more money. Today I found an organic food store and I couldn't believe the prices were 25% to 50% lower.

He's partying with Elvis.

It's going to be H.264 or H.265 because it's the most efficient codec available, and it's free. Frankly I'm sick to death of all of these resolutions. We JUST got 1080p.

I decided to try these at Fry's the other day and I was shocked at the low quality audio compared to the price.

BOOOM. Electromagnetic pulse, data gone.

I hope it was extremely painful.

If you have to depend on someone else to dress you correctly for the real world, you're pretty much not going anywhere.

Now I can let the NSA sift through my files for even cheaper. HOOORAY!!!

Mac OS was released in 1984 and that was the OS that started it all.

For the couple that does everything together.

What would Jesus do? Wait in line at the county hospital while anchor babies are born.