Osborne.

Timex Sinclair 1000 from 1982. I was 13.

This story is fine for landlines. How about something revolutionary for mobile phones?

I tried to edit out his double chin. Oooops.

Actually according to my straight friends, we have a better chance of being accepted by not constantly shoving the issue down their throats.

Even Paula Deen.

Reading the story and correcting the mistakes before publishing it.

The Chinese use their hand.

Now is this linking to a story about teaching people how to steal, or just teaching how to steal in general? Either way, lame.

If you pay $329 million for a pent house, you are everything that is wrong with this world.

LOL

I'm a huge Margret Cho fan, but to desecrate your body like that is sad. She loses all that weight then covers it all up with tatoos. I have one small tattoo on my arm that is not visible unless I want it to be and I will not get another one. I would also not hire anyone covered like that. If you have no respect for…

Live tiles + Live Previews = major battery suckage. No thanks.

I'll tell you what's going to happen next. Trent Mays pretty face and butt are going to get used over and over again.

Power lines. We have been stringing power lines across poles for 140 years.

Starting to look like a butt plug.

Only 278 days until Jesus' birthday!

Best sarcasm you make!

Mmmmm. Eli Manning.

Gamestop's stock is going to take a hit.