They are also evil.

I want to agree, but it was unveiled a year ago? Why would they unveil something twice?

They can make it more gooder with extra kickassness.

My guess is that it's a vertical TV with a split screen allowing widgets to run at the bottom or watch two channels at once. Like two 16:9's stacked.

I was taught the metric system in high school. Do they even teach it anymore?

I hardly watch TV anymore. That's my fuck you to the content owners. And I canceled my Hulu Plus account because 60 percent of the shows that are updated regularly are hispanic and almost nothing else was added over the holidays.

Why do you care?

This is the first iMac ever that I have no desire to own.

This is going to screw up Canada's research into the mysterious human limbs floating ashore.

He's so adorable!

This remains my favorite of all time.

LOL! I can't get away from that fucking dubstep.

Everyone mellows out at some point. You just get sick to death of watching things get blown up and die and you move on.

I always wanted one of these but they were $250, which now is the equivalent of $500.

People that rent computers don't know how to do that.

Give me my CueCat right meow!

It's the "live tiles" nature of the OS that sucks the battery life. Every time a pixel moves on the screen it's using processor power and it's not fixable.

No.

It's not branded a Back to the Future Hover Board because Mattel knows it sucks. Look at that pink box. It's for girls. Hardly anyone is going to associate that with the movie.

Even Apple's own bumper case scratched my iPhone 4. My iPhone 5 has no case and remains scratch free.