Everyone mellows out at some point. You just get sick to death of watching things get blown up and die and you move on.

I always wanted one of these but they were $250, which now is the equivalent of $500.

People that rent computers don't know how to do that.

Give me my CueCat right meow!

It's the "live tiles" nature of the OS that sucks the battery life. Every time a pixel moves on the screen it's using processor power and it's not fixable.

No.

It's not branded a Back to the Future Hover Board because Mattel knows it sucks. Look at that pink box. It's for girls. Hardly anyone is going to associate that with the movie.

Even Apple's own bumper case scratched my iPhone 4. My iPhone 5 has no case and remains scratch free.

I think Ashton Kutcher can be crammed in there somewhere. He's almost done ruining his career.

No, no. This isn't too overly engineered. You ask yourself, "What it the most complicated way I can spray water?" This.

If your first instinct is that it's fake, you're likely right.

It's too late. Microsoft had one chance to get it right and they blew it. I'm a tech guy and I don't have a single person I know interested in Windows 8 products. When my mom found out I was getting her an iPhone her face lit up and she had never even held one before. That's the kind of marketing you just can't beat.

"Apart from the hiss" You mean the hiss that buries itself into every single second of whatever you're listening too and the Dolby-S that cuts the hiss by removing the frequency range its in?

Because.

I'm pretty sure the bath salts have performed a synthetic lobotomy on him.

This is a moral issue. "It's ok to look at it because it's not my fault". Look at how many people tie up traffic just to get a glance at what they hope will be a dead body hanging out of a windshield. I can't control any one else's morals but my own, so I will not look at this picture. If other people would do the…

I'll be sitting on the edge of my seat reading all 3 pages.

How about that you can't resize any of the thumbnails? WTF?

It's a fatty, it's probably very heavy, not a proven technology, it's expensive and doesn't even come with the cover/keyboard that is supposed to be so revolutionary. I predict a Zune-like failure.

You think you have it all figured out until some surprising health problem knocks you on your ass and humbles you. If Sweden wants him alive, they will take him into custody and off to a hospital.