I have a 2007 Aluminum iMac that has the same image retention problem and backlight bleeding. Does Apple have a QA department? They must not because for the life of me, I absolutely can't fucking understand how anyone at Apple can do their work on these LED screens and think "Hmmmm, that's ok I guess."

GODDAMNIT! Abort.

I have no respect for people that purposely fuck with their own lives, but it should be awesome to watch.

Ummmm, 6 ft. tall with a 5 ft. penis?

BriGuy69.

If you really want a high blood-alcohol level, take a drink every time the audience claps.

Fleshlight and a bottle of vodka is all I need. Obama and Romney will just be background noise.

The iPad Elfin.

So when does the liability end? "My iPhone broke when I threw it against the wall." How about learning some morals instead? You have an expensive object that you love, so maybe be extra careful not to drop it. If you can't do that, then by a plastic POS.

Those aren't real Lego's. They're knock-offs and they suck.

I remember this!

Dora Aquapet.

Siri and Maps are both programs that need the help of the general public to make them better. Apple simply doesn't have the resources to identify every question someone is going to ask, or visit every square inch of the planet.

Dear RIM employees, get out now while you still have time. If have watched this video and are not actively looking for another job you will join the 47%.

It must allow me to cover my page in animated gifs and sounds that all play at the same time or I'm not interested.

Personally I'm getting sick of Apple's mission to make the phone as thin as possible. Quit concentrating on how thin and light it needs to be and give me a bigger battery.

Nice dream, never going to happen in a place where it costs over $1000 a month for a 600sq. ft. apartment.

Agreed, this needs to be a regular segment and the first frame of that video needs to be the picture included with every review.

I sold my iPhone 4 two weeks ago in anxious anticipation of the 5. I was underwhelmed during the keynote and went out and bought a 4S. The 5 didn't have anything that would make me want to ride out the coming 2 month ordering circus where the servers go down and then I finally get my 5 four months from now.

There's a YouTube video via Cult of Mac that shows an iPhone 5 booting up next to an iPhone 4S.