LOL

Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose…

That's a lot of phishing.

This.

Pretty cool, the music was horrible.

Frankly I'm surprised that Steve would befriend a moron like Schmidt.

This discussion system is extremely annoying. Why can't I just read every one's replies without having to click through a maze? Ever since it changed I haven't been able to post anything from Safari. I get caught in an endless loop of logging in. Even when I'm logged in and try to post I'm told I need to log in.

Ever since George Lucas had kids, it's been all downhill for fans. Is there a petition anywhere to keep him away from Indiana Jones 5?

The only thing Internet Explorer did was set the internet back 10 years and it only ruled as the number 1 browser because Microsoft installed it on every Windows computer.

Here's one of the rejected versions.

My life hasn't degraded using any towel I grabbed.

Facebook is the new MySpace. Now all Zucker needs to do is finish it off with animated gifs.

I'll be watching the same way I watched this time. I didn't.

So I guess we won't be seeing any corrugated cardboard toilets any time soon.

Can it do orgasms? Because I wouldn't mind a spontaneous, anonymous orgasm once in a while.

Way to not make any sense whatsoever.

I'm frustrated with using Windows 8, but Microsoft can make another how-to video starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry to make everything better.

Starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry!

Or a future in hell.

HAHAHAHAHAH!